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If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids

many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

Ironically, it was a dark time.

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Is it rude to solve someone’s rubik’s cube and return it to their desk while they’re away without saying anything?

Do one step every day while they’re getting coffee or something.  See if they notice.

DAY ONE.

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Got to the office about 10 minutes before anyone else. Ran over and placed two squares. Will finish the first cross tomorrow. New tag is “Kym does the cube”.

UPDATE: The owner of the cube walked in and I had a mini heart attack. He wasn’t looking for me. I walked by his desk and the cube has not moved.

DAY TWO:

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Should be studying for a test I have in six hours. Came into work even earlier anyway because I wanted to place squares.

DAY THREE:

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Slept in and didn’t make it to work before the cube’s owner. Have been checking his schedule and walking past his desk all day waiting for him to leave. While making a phone call, I saw him leave and ran to move a square into place. Had to explain to my first coworker what I’m doing. He laughed and agreed not to tell the cube’s owner. My mission continues.

DAY FOUR:

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Today is the end of the first week. So far, I have told 2 people in my office and have garnered 100 notes on tumblr.

I am two squares away from completing the first layer. This is a very noticeable amount done, so once I complete the first side, I will turn it upwards to lessen the chances of him questioning it.

DAY FIVE:

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Since I don’t work on weekends or Mondays, this is my first opportunity to move a square since Friday so I chose to complete the first side. Since this is very noticeable, I have turned the cube so that the complete side is on top and less likely to be noticed.

Note: I have edited the pictures to be slightly better quality.

DAY SIX:

I HAVE BEEN SPOTTED. I got here later than usual and the cube’s owner (called Cubie from now on) got here earlier than normal and he WALKED IN WHILE I WAS TAKING A PICTURE. I was stepped back and was taking a picture of his entire office cubicle because people were asking where the cube actually was, so he doesn’t know why I was taking a picture, just that I was.

I’m really awful at thinking on my feet so I just said “YOU’RE HERE EARLY! NOOO!” and ran away back to my desk looking suspicious.

I fully intend to get those pictures today, though. It will happen.

UPDATE:

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This is a picture of the cubicle where Cubie works. As you can see, the cube is eye level when standing, but not when sitting at the desk. The monitor you see is actually a fourth monitor that is rarely used. His two main monitors put him with his back to the cube shelf. When I initially took a picture similar to this, Cubie was getting coffee and came back while I was rounding the corner! It was quite scary.

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In order to move the cube, I took a co-worker with me to do lookout. I told my boss that we were doing it then and she, without my knowledge, kept Cubie busy while I moved the cube and took the pictures. When I came back to my desk, I saw him standing there talking to her and I was nervous and smiling too big and my coworker laughed a little. I don’t think he suspected anything, though, because he was having a conversation.

Four people in my office now know about my mission and, so far as I can tell, my secret is still safe, although I must now try harder not to arouse suspicion. Tomorrow I will try harder not to be late.

DAY SEVEN:

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Didn’t come in early because I had a paper to turn in at 9am. When I got here, I saw that Cubie was gone and looked around the office to see where he was (in case he was coming back). The first person I told about what I was doing said “he’s not here today” and I (way too loudly) exclaimed “YES!” and some other student employees looked at me weird. Tomorrow Cubie will be back so I must get here early.

Two more squares to place in the second row before I flip it over and there are now 500 notes on this post.

DAY EIGHT:

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I completely solved the second row today (two moves), so I put the cube upside down. It can now be seen as mostly solved from any angle it’s looked at.

Next week I have finals, so I’m not working until Wednesday. That gives Cubie almost three days to notice it while I’m not there. This makes me very nervous.

DAY NINE:

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It has been five days since my last update. I am out of practice in my Rubik’s cube solving, so I printed off my cheat sheet I made a year ago to ensure that I wouldn’t mess up. I have done the first line of the cross on the unsolved side. It appears that I have a minimum of two and a maximum of eleven more days of moves.

Cubie has turned his desk into a standing desk, so he is now at eye level with the cube, increasing the chances of him seeing it.

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That night we went and saw the Addams Family: the Musical at the Capital Theatre.  The last time I was at that theatre was when the Lion King was on tour.  I remember the place being bigger.

Before the show started we got some drinks.  There were souvenir matini glasses that light up.  We got three.  Two with frozen rasberry drink thing (my grasp on the English language is amazing) and one with frozen Pina-ghoulada (Haha, get it?  It’s a pun).

The show itself was alright.  A little bit funny, a little bit heartwarming.  The songs were good.  Acting was alright.  Choreography I have no idea because I don’t pay attention to that kind of stuff.  I think it was good.  If you like the Addams Family then maybe you should consider seeing this.  You might have fun.

When my adventure began, it was a Saturday.  I remember because the Friday Night Football was on the night before.  My mum, sister, brother and I got into the car, then went off to the shops to buy some new clothes.  I will explain in a moment, don’t worry.

I got myself a new top, and then some new pants, and then another shirt and a jacket.  It was good.  Also got snacky stuff, like Minties, and Fantails and some other thing.  Then we got some breakfast.  It was alright.

We then left home and made our way towards I destination:  Sydney.

The drive was uneventful.  I fell asleep just before we reached Sydney, then woke a little while later.  I can’t remember the last time I fell asleep in the car.

We got a little bit lost, but we made it to the hotel with no worries.  The hotel was on the edge of China Town and was literally down the street from the Capital Theatre.  We were to see the Addams Family Musical there that night.

So from Saturday last week to Sunday, I was away.  Yay!  I failed to mention anything because I’m terrible at talking to people and also apparently the internet.  I don’t even tell my friends on facebook.

Not that it matters all that much here, as since I only have one follower.  Hello lone follower!  Why do you follow me?  Is it because I followed you or side blog or thing-whatever?

Alwell.

So I shall now update about my holiday, tagged “The Eskimoe Adventures”.

Adventure as in adventure forth kind of way.  Not an actually adventure.  Hard to tell in text.

Expect some “Look New Tag” tag.

So I’m playing Assassin’s Creed III and I got Animus Hacks on, (because I like being an psychopathic god of the night with the ability to control the weather) killing all the guards I can find.

And there was this one Jager gaurd who had picked up a musket, and he kinda just stood there on the curb, doing nothing while I went hacked up all his mates around him.  When I was done fighting I went and put a trip mine right his feet.

And nothing happened.

So I thought “Okay.  Maybe I should lure another guard here, then they’ll both explode.”  And off I went, just around the corner, killed one of those drummer guys, and ran off with a captain on my tail.  And on the way back, another Jager had gone and set the mine off.  I know this because the mine had killed a civilian and there was a dead Jager where there wasn’t one before.

And the guy was still standing there with the musket in his hands.  It was like he wanted to be like the royal gaurds with the funny hats in England.  It was a little weird to say the least.

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